Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The unhinged but mostly sane Glenn Beck

Home Disclaimer Contents For Glenn Beck Share This URL
The following is a partial list of quotes from Glenn Beck. It was acquired with permission from the website, News Corpse: The Internet's Chronicle of Media Decay. Reading these, bear in mind that the understanding here is that Glenn Beck is not crazy; he just sounds that way. It is all an act, but a very compelling one.

Glenn Beck Unhinged is a compendium of crazy/hate speech from America’s #1 fear mongering tele-pundit/pastor. This growing Bottom Feeder’s Digest of dyspathetic dimwittery begs the question: What the [hell] does this jerkwad have to say to get fired?

Dangerous sociopath, entertaining clown or just a jerkwad?
Below are actual Beckisms from his radio and television shows.
“If you’re here every night I don’t need to convince you that there are people intentionally destroying our country.”
Glenn Beck’s active and ugly imagination, November 3, 2009
“The rain is coming. I think you feel it in your gut. It is time to build an Ark. It is time to prepare yourself for some tough times.”
Glenn Beck on the coming flood, November 3, 2009
“This is about man’s freedom. This is it, gang. If we fail here the world is plunged into global darkness.”
Glenn Beck on the fall of America, October 04, 2010
“If I show up, you know, in Thailand, dead from auto-erotic asphyxiation, don’t believe it.”
Glenn Beck forecasting his own murder, August 6, 2009
“If I’m ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I’m not suicidal. And I’m a pretty good driver.”
Glenn Beck on the plot to kill him, May 14, 2009
“And for those of you in the administration who are coming after me on this one, I mean, remember, you’ve broken three [commandments], let’s not make it four. Thou shalt not kill.”
Glenn Beck accuses the Obama Administration of plotting to kill him, March 24, 2010
“Has someone decided that they must destroy my career and silence me because we’ve stumbled onto something?”
Glenn Beck speculates on those trying to ‘destroy’ him, April 8, 2010
“What I am feeling in myself, and what is happening to my physical body, to some extent, and what is happening to me mentally, is not a depression, is not a death. It is a transformation. It is a transcendence.”
Glenn Beck on his metamorphosis, October 8, 2010
“It is a bizarre world. It is an upside down, inside out, quantum physics world. It is the eve of destruction in America.”
Glenn Beck on the end of America, April 7, 2010
“I say on the air all time, if you take what I say as gospel, you’re an idiot.”
Glenn Beck, New York Times, March 29, 2009
“I don’t know where [Obama is from] I don’t think he’s from where they issue birth certificates – I think he’s from Hell.”
Glenn Beck is a Birther who believes that Obama is from a place even worse than Kenya, April 16, 2011

For the complete and far more vast list, see News Corpse, Glenn Beck Unhinged: Unabridged

Update: For more entertainment of this sort, see "The 50 Worst Things Beck Has Said On Fox News."

For a summary about Glenn Beck, see "Becoming Paul Revere"

Before more people start tuning into Beck's reactionary, yellow propaganda
get involved!
Post a comment
All non-spam comments approved
Free speech is practiced here
Please get involved for 10 minutes
Thank you